Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Upping the Ante

I raise Allison's rooster by a miniature cow. According to The Times, a trend is emerging where people raise miniature cattle as productive pets. (No doubt more productive than our hebetudinous brown beast.) A miniature cow is a great way to augment shelved food storage with fresh milk and the occasional steak.

Just right for the garden: a mini-cow

In the mean time, does anyone know where I can find a pack of clever coyotes or even the proverbial sly fox with a taste for rooster blood?

1 comment:

Allison said...

Well, that saves you having to answer my question when I ask if you're going to mow the lawn!